Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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