Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
