Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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