Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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