i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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