I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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