Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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