so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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