I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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