it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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