I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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