Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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