used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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