cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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