i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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