Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
