so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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