Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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