sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
