We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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