Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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