Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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We left the knife in your bed.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Drake has all the answers
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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