Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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