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• (760): View more from California

  Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.

  (912): View more from Georgia

  What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?

  (760): View more from California

  I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  "Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex

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  I was drunk

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  Please answer

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again

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