I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free