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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

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  Woah.

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  that's not how you spell hell yes.

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  (918): you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you? (1-918): Woah. (918): that's not how you spell hell yes. http://tfl.nu/i519
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.

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  (574): My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall. http://tfl.nu/kdj3
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  (631): View more from New York

  I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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  (631): I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me http://tfl.nu/684j
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  (386): View more from Florida

  I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.

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  (386): I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again. http://tfl.nu/wsfw
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  (319): View more from Iowa

  As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.

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  (319): As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em. http://tfl.nu/jzfe
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.

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  (512): Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here. http://tfl.nu/r3kt
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  (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..

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  (340): I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting.. http://tfl.nu/wypp
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.

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  (605): Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything. http://tfl.nu/vz1g
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  (509): View more from Washington

  Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".

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  (509): Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable". http://tfl.nu/w1e1
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  (360): View more from Washington

  first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on

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  (360): first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on http://tfl.nu/2woc
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.

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  (303): i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower. http://tfl.nu/pdu2
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  (407): View more from Florida

  Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?

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  (407): Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box? http://tfl.nu/pams
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.

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  (304): Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill. http://tfl.nu/pwe1
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is being in jail an excusable absence?

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  (505): Is being in jail an excusable absence? http://tfl.nu/1yic
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like

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  (203): Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like http://tfl.nu/xw18
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