My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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