perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick