See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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