Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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