what if I'm pregnant?
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I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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