What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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