What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The best revenge is premature balding
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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