that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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