you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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