Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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