I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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