I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Someone came in the potted fern
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sorry about my life...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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