Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
im holly from the hills drunk
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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