I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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