none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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