Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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