looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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