I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
