doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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