You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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