Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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