I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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