This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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