the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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