On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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