I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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