Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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