when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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