Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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