found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
