i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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