3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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