Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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