sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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